Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Anonymous quotes, Anonymous sayings, and Anonymous proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
A good marriage is like a casserole: only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.Anonymous
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Spouse: someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.Anonymous
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If you are 15 minutes early, you are on time. If you are on time, you are late and if you are late, you didn't want to be there.Anonymous
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Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 yearsAnonymous
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Its sad how many emotionless people there are out there and how they don't care when they hurt others, they'll never understand how it feels.Anonymous
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Your emotions are powerful when you use them the right way. That's why emotionless people won't be all they could be.Anonymous
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Don't let emotionless people into their emo state. Because it will be the most enormous emo people you will knowAnonymous
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Emotionless people are not emotionless from the beginning they just disappointed and hurt very strongly by who they love.Anonymous
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Yoga is the martial art of the soul, and the opponent is the strongest you have ever faced: your ego.Anonymous
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A messy kitchen is a sign of happiness.Anonymous
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On your special day, I pray that God will continue to warm your heart and lift your spirits while granting you peace and serenity on this very special day of yours.Anonymous
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Celebrate life. Celebrate happiness. Celebrate your birthday. Celebrate that God gives all this to you.Anonymous
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God couldn't be everywhere. So he sent a few of his chosen angels on earth. You are one of them. Happy Birthday.Anonymous
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Once a year we celebrate the gift of life that Lord has given us. Happy Birthday to the brightest star in our life.Anonymous
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May God grant strength for every challenge, fulfillment in every adventure and blessings all year long. Happy Birthday.Anonymous
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May Lord bless you abundantly because a sweetheart like you deserves the best! Have a glorious and memorable Birthday!Anonymous
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May the Almighty Bless you with many more birthdays to come. May each birthday be better than the previous one. Happy Birthday to you.Anonymous
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Only girls with long hair will understand the nervous feeling when you're near someone with scissors.Anonymous
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Color outside the lines, let yourself daydream, agree with your imagination and laugh at the rules.Anonymous
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Nannies create an impact that is unforgettable.Anonymous
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Nanny always knows how to put a smile on our faces.Anonymous
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A nanny is precious and important to every child.Anonymous
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You never know what makes some people tick until they begin to unwind.Anonymous
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Wedding rings: the world's smallest handcuffs. Anonymous
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If the water doesnt evaporate, Your shower isn't hot enough.Anonymous
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Taking 30 minutes to shower because you like to stand there, under the hot water, just thinking about life..Anonymous
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People who claim that they don't pee in the shower can't be trusted. Anonymous
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Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions.Anonymous
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It's better to speak your mind and tell the truth, than to stay quiet and lie to yourself.Anonymous
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You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana.Anonymous
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