Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Fran Lebowitz quotes, Fran Lebowitz sayings, and Fran Lebowitz proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
Humility is no substitute for a good personality. Fran Lebowitz
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet. Fran Lebowitz
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.Fran Lebowitz
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.Fran Lebowitz
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.Fran Lebowitz
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Think before you speak. Read before you think.Fran Lebowitz
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough. Fran Lebowitz
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Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.Fran Lebowitz
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Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won't feel like watching.Fran Lebowitz
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.Fran Lebowitz
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.Fran Lebowitz
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.Fran Lebowitz
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.Fran Lebowitz
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Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one.Fran Lebowitz
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Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.Fran Lebowitz
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a dance step – it's an old business procedure.Fran Lebowitz
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.Fran Lebowitz
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.Fran Lebowitz
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Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.Fran Lebowitz
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Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one.Fran Lebowitz
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Breakfast cereals that come in the same colors as polyester leisure suits make oversleeping a virtue.Fran Lebowitz
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Los Angeles is a large city like area surrounding the Beverly Hills Hotel.Fran Lebowitz
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.Fran Lebowitz
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You're only as good as your last haircut.Fran Lebowitz
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.Fran Lebowitz
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.Fran Lebowitz
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If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded as American culture, you would pretty much be left with "Let's Make a Deal."Fran Lebowitz
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Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.Fran Lebowitz
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The downfall of most diets is that they restrict your intake of food.Fran Lebowitz
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Spilling your guts is just exactly as charming as it sounds.Fran Lebowitz