Gene Perret Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Gene Perret quotes, Gene Perret sayings, and Gene Perret proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.     

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Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, 'Hi, Honey, I'm home, forever.'

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Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

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When you retire, you switch bosses from the one who hired you to the one who married you.      

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In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.     

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Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.     

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Like good wine, marriage gets better with age, once you learn to keep a cork in it.      

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Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good, because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.     

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What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars worth of pleasure.

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Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.     

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An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.     

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My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

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Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because grandfathers have only so many horsy rides in them.     

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We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the world. It's called love.     

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Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day.     

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Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day.     

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We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the world. It’s called love.     

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Like good wine, marriage gets better with age — once you learn to keep a cork in it     

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Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.     

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I'm now as free as the breeze — with roughly the same income.

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Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day.     

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