Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Joss Whedon quotes, Joss Whedon sayings, and Joss Whedon proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
Horror movies don't exist unless you go and see them, and people always will.Joss Whedon
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Very occasionally, if you pay really close attention, life doesn't suck.Joss Whedon
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I'm not a leader now. I'm a whole damn army.Joss Whedon
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I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar!Joss Whedon
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Everything is a drug. Family, art, causes, new shoes... We're all just tweaking our chem to avoid the void.Joss Whedon
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Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.Joss Whedon
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Very occasionally, if you pay really close attention, life doesn't suck.Joss Whedon
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Faith in God means believing absolutely in something with no proof whatsoever. Faith in humanity means believing absolutely in something with a huge amount of proof to the contrary. We are the true believers.Joss Whedon
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Absolutely eat dessert first. The thing that you want to do the most, do that.Joss Whedon
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I had older brothers, and I don't think there's anything worse than an older brother. They pretty much told me the end of everything they got to see before I did.Joss Whedon
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Every day's a negotiation and sometimes it's done with guns.Joss Whedon
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The news isn't there to tell you what happened. It's there to tell you what it wants you to hear or what it thinks you want to hear.Joss Whedon
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Loneliness is about the scariest thing out there.Joss Whedon
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The secret to multitasking is that it isn't actually multitasking. It's just extreme focus and organization.Joss Whedon
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If you try to multitask in the classic sense of doing two things at once, what you end up doing is quasi-tasking. It's like being with children. You have to give it your full attention for however much time you have, and then you have to give something else your full attention.Joss Whedon
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The misogyny that is in every culture is not a true part of the human condition. It is life out of balance, and that imbalance is sucking something out of the soul of every man and woman who's confronted with it.Joss Whedon
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Let's put it this way: If a raccoon can carry a movie, then they believe maybe even a woman can.Joss Whedon
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Horror movies don't exist unless you go and see them, and people always will.Joss Whedon
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Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke.Joss Whedon
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If every vampire who said he was at The Crucifixion, was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock.Joss Whedon
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If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.Joss Whedon
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I love all genres. The only thing I get stymied by is the Family Drama. I don't necessarily know how to approach that.Joss Whedon
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Does anybody remember when Saturday night meant date night?Joss Whedon
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I always believe in just have as much fun as you can so that when you're in the part that you hate, there's a light at the end of the tunnel, that you're closed to finished.Joss Whedon
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The thing about a hero, is even when it doesn't look like there's a light at the end of the tunnel, he's going to keep digging, he's going to keep trying to do right and make up for what's gone before, just because that's who he is.Joss Whedon
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Whatever makes you weird is probably your greatest asset.Joss Whedon
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Everybody who labels themselves a 'nerd' isn't some giant person locked in a cubby hole who's never seen the opposite sex. Especially with the way the Internet is now, I think that definition is getting a little more diffuse.Joss Whedon
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Avoiding stress isn't the secret. You know, for a man who's supposed to be avoiding stress, you picked a place to settle.Joss Whedon
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If you can't run, you crawl. If you can't crawl you find someone to carry you.Joss Whedon
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Women all live a double standard, but this is actually sort of a beautifully grotesque parody of it. There's a weird kind of joy that I have in seeing [Hillary Clinton] trounce this essence of male bullshit.Joss Whedon