Kin Hubbard Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Kin Hubbard quotes, Kin Hubbard sayings, and Kin Hubbard proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.     

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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny     

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There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.     

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If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.     

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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.     

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All the world loves a good loser.     

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A loafer always has the correct time.     

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The feller that brags about how cheap he heats his home always sees the first robin.     

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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.     

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The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.     

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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.     

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If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.      

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A bad cold wouldn’t be so annoying if it weren’t for the advice of our friends.     

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A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.     

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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.     

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The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.     

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The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.     

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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.     

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