Laurence J. Peter Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old laurence j. peter quotes, laurence j. peter sayings, and laurence j. peter proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


A man convinced against his will is of the same opinion still.      

Laurence J. Peter

It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.     

Laurence J. Peter

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.     

Laurence J. Peter

America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.     

Laurence J. Peter

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.     

Laurence J. Peter

An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.     

Laurence J. Peter

Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert.     

Laurence J. Peter

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.     

Laurence J. Peter

Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.     

Laurence J. Peter

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.     

Laurence J. Peter

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.     

Laurence J. Peter

Two things reduce prejudice: education and laughter.     

Laurence J. Peter

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.     

Laurence J. Peter

Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.     

Laurence J. Peter

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to the garage makes you a car.     

Laurence J. Peter

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.     

Laurence J. Peter

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.     

Laurence J. Peter

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.     

Laurence J. Peter

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.     

Laurence J. Peter

It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.     

Laurence J. Peter

Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean.     

Laurence J. Peter

Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert.     

Laurence J. Peter

Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean.     

Laurence J. Peter

There is no stigma attached to recognizing a bad decision in time to install a better one.     

Laurence J. Peter

Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean.     

Laurence J. Peter

A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.     

Laurence J. Peter

A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.     

Laurence J. Peter

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.     

Laurence J. Peter

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.     

Laurence J. Peter

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?     

Laurence J. Peter