Laurence J. Peter Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Laurence J. Peter quotes, Laurence J. Peter sayings, and Laurence J. Peter proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret. Laurence J. Peter
Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them. Laurence J. Peter
Computers can solve all kinds of problems except the unemployment problem they create Laurence J. Peter
Two can live as cheaply as one - if they both have good jobs. Laurence J. Peter
The man who is always waving the flag usually waives what it stands for. Laurence J. Peter
Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other. Laurence J. Peter
If at first you don't succeed, you may be at your level of incompetence already. Laurence J. Peter
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. Laurence J. Peter
Incompetence plus incompetence equals incompetence. Laurence J. Peter
In spite of warnings, nothing much happens until the status quo becomes more painful than change. Laurence J. Peter
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. Laurence J. Peter
Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. Laurence J. Peter
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. Laurence J. Peter
You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. Laurence J. Peter
Don't believe in miracles -- depend on them. Don't believe in miracles -- depend on them. Laurence J. Peter
Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car. Laurence J. Peter
Going to church does not make you a Christian any more than going to the garage makes you a car. Laurence J. Peter
Speak when you are angry – and you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret. Laurence J. Peter
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. Laurence J. Peter
Going to church does not make you a Christian any more than going to the garage makes you a car. Laurence J. Peter
There are two kinds of failures; those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought. Laurence J. Peter
Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean. Laurence J. Peter