Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Laurence J. Peter quotes, Laurence J. Peter sayings, and Laurence J. Peter proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.Laurence J. Peter
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Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.Laurence J. Peter
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Computers can solve all kinds of problems except the unemployment problem they createLaurence J. Peter
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Two can live as cheaply as one - if they both have good jobs.Laurence J. Peter
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The man who is always waving the flag usually waives what it stands for.Laurence J. Peter
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Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.Laurence J. Peter
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If at first you don't succeed, you may be at your level of incompetence already.Laurence J. Peter
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Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.Laurence J. Peter
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Incompetence plus incompetence equals incompetence.Laurence J. Peter
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In spite of warnings, nothing much happens until the status quo becomes more painful than change.Laurence J. Peter
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Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.Laurence J. Peter
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Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work.Laurence J. Peter
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Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.Laurence J. Peter
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You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.Laurence J. Peter
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Don't believe in miracles -- depend on them. Don't believe in miracles -- depend on them.Laurence J. Peter
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Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.Laurence J. Peter
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Going to church does not make you a Christian any more than going to the garage makes you a car.Laurence J. Peter
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Speak when you are angry – and you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret.Laurence J. Peter
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An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.Laurence J. Peter
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Going to church does not make you a Christian any more than going to the garage makes you a car.Laurence J. Peter
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There are two kinds of failures; those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought.Laurence J. Peter
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Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something else getting clean.Laurence J. Peter