Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Mason Cooley quotes, Mason Cooley sayings, and Mason Cooley proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
In retirement, only money and symptoms are consequential.Mason Cooley
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Retirement is a one-way trip to insignificance.Mason Cooley
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Retirement requires the invention of a new hedonism, not a return to the hedonism of youth.Mason Cooley
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Regret for wasted time is more wasted time.Mason Cooley
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Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are.Mason Cooley
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Regret for wasted time is more wasted time.Mason Cooley
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Compassion brings us to a stop, and for a moment we rise above ourselves.Mason Cooley
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As equality increases, so does the number of people struggling for predominance.Mason Cooley
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Lust and greed are more gullible than innocence.Mason Cooley
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Excuses change nothing, but make everyone feel better. Mason Cooley
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Vacations prove that a life of pleasure is overrated.Mason Cooley
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Regret for wasted time is more wasted time.Mason Cooley
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In the theater of confusion, knowing the location of the exits is what counts.Mason Cooley
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Worried about being a dull fellow? You might develop your talent for being irritating.Mason Cooley
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For many, immaturity is an ideal, not a defect.Mason Cooley
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Psychology keeps trying to vindicate human nature. History keeps undermining the effort.Mason Cooley
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The lonely become either thoughtful or empty.Mason Cooley
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Regret for wasted time is more wasted time.Mason Cooley
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My mind is led astray by every faint rustle.Mason Cooley
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Denial of one appetite sharpens the others.Mason Cooley
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Withhold admiration from a narcissist and be disliked. Give it and be treated with indifference.Mason Cooley
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Narcissus weeps to find that his Image does not return his love.Mason Cooley
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A: What is the meaning of life? B: I know, but I won't tell you.Mason Cooley
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Self-pity dries up our sympathy for others.Mason Cooley
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A free spirit must be able to surmount anxiety time after time.Mason Cooley
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Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends.Mason Cooley
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Irony regards every simple truth as a challengeMason Cooley
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Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge.Mason Cooley
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Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.Mason Cooley
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Nothing more cheerful than talking about our friend's shortcomings.Mason Cooley