Nora Ephron Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old nora ephron quotes, nora ephron sayings, and nora ephron proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Marriages come and go, but divorces are forever.     

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When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.     

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If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.     

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If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.     

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Your education is a dress rehearsal for a life that is yours to lead.     

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When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.     

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Your education is a dress rehearsal for a life that is yours to lead.     

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He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.     

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When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.     

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When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.     

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Eat every meal as if it's your last; when the last one comes, you probably won't be very hungry.     

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If pregnancy were a book they would cut out the last two chapters.     

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Above all, be the heroine of your life, not the victim.     

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What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you.     

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If you're looking for monogamy, you'd better marry a swan.     

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Plastic surgery is a way for people to buy themselves a few years before they have to truly confront what ageing is, which of course is not that your looks are falling apart, but that you are falling apart and some-day you will have fallen apart and ceased to exist.     

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Your education is a dress rehearsal for a life that is yours to lead.     

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Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.     

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If you're looking for monogamy, you'd better marry a swan.     

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Plastic surgery is one of the ways that people deal with the aging process. And I don't mean by using it as a form of denial, but as a kind of negotiation with it.     

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Plastic surgery is a way for people to buy themselves a few years before they have to truly confront what ageing is, which of course is not that your looks are falling apart, but that you are falling apart and some-day you will have fallen apart and ceased to exist.     

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I look out the window and I see the lights and the skyline and the people on the street rushing around looking for action, love, and the world's greatest chocolate chip cookie, and my heart does a little dance.     

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Nothing like mashed potatoes when you're feeling blue. Nothing like getting into bed with a bowl of hot mashed potatoes already loaded with butter, and methodically adding a thin, cold slice of butter to every forkful.     

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Above all, be the heroine of your life, not the victim.     

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Everyone loves fried chicken, Don't ever make it. Ever. Buy it from a place that makes good fried chicken.     

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