Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Robert Benchley quotes, Robert Benchley sayings, and Robert Benchley proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.Robert Benchley
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.Robert Benchley
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A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.Robert Benchley
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Death ends a life, not a relationship.Robert Benchley
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Death ends a life, not a relationship.Robert Benchley
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It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by then I was too famous.Robert Benchley
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Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at that moment.Robert Benchley
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Sunday morning may be cheery enough, with its extra cup of coffee and litter of Sunday newspapers, but there is always hanging over it the ominous threat of 3 P.M., when the sun gets around to the back windows and life stops dead in its tracks.Robert Benchley
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The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.Robert Benchley
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A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death.Robert Benchley
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A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.Robert Benchley
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Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.Robert Benchley
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The discovery of phobias by psychiatrists has done much to clear the atmosphere. Whereas in the old days a person would say: 'Let's get the heck out of here!' today she says: 'Let's get the heck out of here! I've got claustrophobia.Robert Benchley
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One of the easiest forms of pretense to break down is the pretense of enthusiasm for exotic foods. Just bring on the exotic foods.Robert Benchley
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There are two kinds of travel: first class and with children.Robert Benchley
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Death ends a life, not a relationship.Robert Benchley
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Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.Robert Benchley
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India! What mysteries does the very mention of its name not bring to mind? Robert Benchley