Steve Martin Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Steve Martin quotes, Steve Martin sayings, and Steve Martin proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent. Steve Martin
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin
Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones. Steve Martin
Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones. Steve Martin
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. Steve Martin
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin
Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol. Steve Martin
There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that. Steve Martin
Love is a promise delivered already broken. Steve Martin
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. Steve Martin
With comedy, you have no place to go but more comedy, so you're never off the hook. Steve Martin
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. Steve Martin
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke Steve Martin
Relationships end, but they don't end your life. Steve Martin
You want to be a bit compulsive in your art or craft or whatever you do. Steve Martin
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin
When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well. Steve Martin
Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled. Steve Martin
A father carries pictures where his money used to be. Steve Martin
I will do anything to look like him - except, of course, exercise or eat right. Steve Martin
The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer. Steve Martin
The conscious mind is the editor, and the subconscious mind is the writer. And the joy of writing, when you're writing from your subconscious, is beautiful - it's thrilling. When you're editing, which is your conscious mind, it's like torture. Steve Martin
It's like painting the same blank canvas over and over and over and over and over. Once the concept is known, you don't need to see two. And that was in the back of my head, that I was really done artistically with what I had created or pastiched. Steve Martin
Be so good they can't ignore you. Steve Martin
A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. Steve Martin
I used to smoke marijuana. But I'll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening. Or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, mid-evening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early mid afternoon, or perhaps the late mid afternoon. Oh, sometimes the early mid late early morning but never at dusk! Never at dusk. I would never do that. Steve Martin
Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. Steve Martin
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won’t stand for that. Steve Martin