Unknown Author Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Unknown Author quotes, Unknown Author sayings, and Unknown Author proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


It's double the giggles and double the grins, and double the trouble if you're blessed with twins

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Twins: two unique souls united by birth.     

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It takes twice as long for me to not get anything done on Monday as it does the rest of the week.

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The only good thing about seeing my coworkers on Monday is they're the only people I don't have to apologize to for my weekend behavior.

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Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear... 'Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.'

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If only one of the presidential candidates would have the incentive to "make Mondays part of the weekend" into his platform. I think he would get a lot of votes.     

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Dear Monday, thanks for having the word "mon" in you. That's French for "mine," in case you weren't aware, Monday, but it makes me think of you more as "my day," and frankly, that sounds like a much more promising start to the week.      

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Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.     

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If you start the week with a positive attitude on Monday, it'll be a lot easier to fight off negativity the rest of the week.     

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For me, Monday represents a fresh start to the week. It is the day where the slate from the previous week is wiped clean. It is a day of new beginnings.     

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Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.

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If each day was a gift, I would like to know where to return Monday.

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Monday is a fresh start. It's never too late to dig in and begin a new journey of success.

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Step aside Monday, this is a job for coffee.

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It's awful knowing that one seventh of our life will be wasted on Mondays.

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When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal.

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Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

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A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty.

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Save one life, and you're a hero. Save a hundred lives, and you're a nurse.

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Nurses may not be angels but they are the next best thing.     

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A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

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Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of 'you' to the world.

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If you lie about your age on your birthday, make sure you choose a comfortable number.

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Volleyball: Invented by men, perfected by women     

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Volleyball: It's in your heart; or it's in your face.     

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Volleyball is not just a sport, it's a way to express your anger without hurting someone.

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Don't ever let the ball hit the ground without a body hitting the ground with it.     

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A good team can win a volleyball game when they are ahead, but only a great team can win when they are behind.

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Volleyball is more than a sport, it's a way of life     

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My coach tells me to give about 75% to volleyball. If I give 100%, my serve will kill someone, and my coach doesn't want to deal with the paperwork.     

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