Will Rogers Sayings and Quotes
Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old will rogers quotes, will rogers sayings, and will rogers proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.
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Half our time is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
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Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.
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Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoyment.
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
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Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
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Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.
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Judgement comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgement.
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Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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Being a hero is about the shortest lived profession on earth.
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The main thing about being a hero is to know when to die.
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People that pay for things never complain. It's the guy you give something to that you can't please.
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You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
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Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
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The theater is a great equalizer: it is the only place where the poor can look down on the rich.
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Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
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The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
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Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
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Whoever said a horse was dumb, was dumb.
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One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
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The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
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A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
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Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
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The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
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Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
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One ad is worth more to a paper than forty editorials.
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The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
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Many only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
