Babysitter Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old babysitter quotes, babysitter sayings, and babysitter proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.     

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Benadryl - the seven-dollar babysitter.     

Christopher Titus

Video games and computers have become babysitters for kids.     

Taylor Kitsch

I guess babysitters are like used cars... You never really know what you're getting…     

Charles M. Schulz

It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby.     

Demetri Martin

Bribes and boybands. That's all you need to be a babysitter.     

Mindy Kaling

TV is the best babysitter.     

John Goodman

The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.     

Dave Barry