Babysitting Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old babysitting quotes, babysitting sayings, and babysitting proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


It's more along the lines of raising a child: we train the system to a certain range of behaviors that we find most useful. But then we let it go, because we don't want to have to be babysitting it the whole time.     

Kevin Kelly

When you're babysitting a kid, all you're seeing is a version of them, a small dosage.     

J. B. Smoove

In the real world, babysitting is a groovy way for young people to learn responsibility (and earn a little pocket money). In the Terrorverse, it's a plot device used to kill teenagers.     

Seth Grahame Smith