Bacon Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old bacon quotes, bacon sayings, and bacon proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


I'm not sure how healthy bacon is in general, but I know it's incredibly delicious.     

Gwyneth Paltrow

It's a proven fact that all plans involving bacon have a 90 percent better chance of working out.     

Jeff Gunhus

The adults said the only good food was the bacon, but the kids knew better. They had never had a more fun breakfast in their lives. Although they had to agree the bacon was very good. Then again, it was bacon. It was always good.

Ella Minster

Almost anything can be improved with the addition of bacon.

Jasper Fforde

It is a truth universally acknowledged that bacon can improve any situation.     

Jen Rasmussen

Consider the silent repose of the sausage as compared to the aggressiveness of bacon.     

Tom Robbins

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string.

Hugh Kingsmill

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon.

Mango Wodzak

The world is split into two halves: the bacon, and the bacon eaters.

Nick Offerman

Bacon’s the best. Even the frying of bacon sounds like applause.

Jim Gaffigan

Bacon is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Benjamin Franklin

When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn’t matter who’s president or anything. Every time I’m eating bacon I think, I could die right now, and I mean it. That’s how good life is.     

Louis CK

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

Doug Larson

Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You're basically saying, I can't make this other food taste good, so I'll throw in bacon.

Penn Jillette

Bacon bits are like the fairy dust of the food community.     

Jim Gaffigan