Bedroom Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old bedroom quotes, bedroom sayings, and bedroom proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

How peaceful a bedroom is without a man in it.     

Dorothy Eden

Be generous in the bedroom. Share your sandwich.     


If you're gonna fall apart, do it in your own bedroom.     

Margot Kidder

It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point     

Will Durst

The spirit of the marriage left the bedroom and took to living in the parlor.     

Zora Neale Hurston

When things don't work well in the bedroom, they don't work well in the living room either.     

William Masters

A husband and wife who have separate bedrooms have either drifted apart or found happiness.     

Honoré de Balzac

The only interesting thing that can happen in a Swiss bedroom is suffocation by feather mattress.     

Dalton Trumbo

My bedroom is my sanctuary. It's the only place in the house that has a beautiful lush shag rug, which is my favorite.     

Evangeline Lilly

You remember some bedrooms you have slept in. There are bedrooms you like to remember and others you would like to forget.     

Carl Sandburg

My bedroom is my sanctuary. It's like a refuge, and it's where I do a fair amount of designing - at least conceptually, if not literally.     

Vera Wang

Of all the rooms in the house your bedroom is yours.     

Dorothy Draper

But even the law cannot be in your bedroom at night.     

Louis L'Amour

Where the bedroom is wrong the whole house is wrong.     

Margaret Kennedy

A bedroom is just as nice as whoever sleeps in it with you.     

Tennessee Williams

Just following orders' is no excuse unless you're in the bedroom.     

Donna Lynn Hope

More divorces start in the bedroom than in any other room in the house.     

Ann Landers

Real intimacy depends on truth - lovingly told - especially in the bedroom.     

Joyce Brothers

It feels really sad, to me, to go to a dark bedroom. It's like surrendering to the night or something.     

James Franco

Ultimately, who you choose to be in a relationship with and what you do in your bedroom is your business.