Blonde Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old blonde quotes, blonde sayings, and blonde proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Tall, sandy blonde, with sort of blue eyes, skinny in places, fat in others. An average gal.

Uma Thurman

Being blonde means people decide on sight that you are much prettier and nicer than you really are, just as Americans automatically add 10 points to someone's IQ when they hear an English accent. Fact.     

Rachel Johnson

Blonde symbolises sexuality and power - it holds very different connotations. The archetypal star has always been blonde.     

Marina and the Diamonds

A nervous blonde nymphet who thought that politics was some kind of game played by old people, like bridge.

Hunter S. Thompson

I really fought to make my character not a stereotype. I play a soap star with dyed blonde hair.     

Sadie Frost

The recognition factor is so much higher when I'm a redhead, so when I'm a blonde I can pass under the radar a lot more easily.

Cynthia Nixon

Funny how a wife can spot a blonde hair at twenty yards, yet miss the garage doors.

Corey Ford

I'm such a blonde. It just doesn't make sense for me to have dark hair.

Jessica Simpson

I think my wife saw a picture of the rock group Journey, and they're kind of aging, and the one guy had dyed blonde hair with black roots, and... my idea was to get a little earring, I wanted to have a dangling earring.

Fred Willard

The experience of being a young, blonde, naive but well-intentioned young producer was both intimidating and eye-opening.     

Clarissa Ward

I always envisioned her looking like a spindly blonde, but she looked like me.     

Brittany Murphy

When I was blonde I was perceived as an innocent and sweet young girl.

Samantha Mathis

I personally prefer being a blonde, but whatever it takes for the character.     

Peta Wilson

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people.     

Pamela Anderson

Blonde or brunette, this rhyme applies, happy is he who knows them not.     

Francois Villon

She was a natural blonde, with delicate hands and feet, and in her youthful photographs one saw a girl with mocking eyes and a tragic smile, the course of whose life would conspire in time to transpose that pair of adjectives.     

Michael Chabon

You know, if I tell the press that I like long blonde hair, the next day there will be girls with long hair wigs outside waiting for me.     

Andy Lau

I always say now that I’m in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde.

Hugh Hefner

It's great being blonde - with such low expectations it's easy to impress.

Pamela Anderson

The myth of the strong black woman is the other side of the coin of the myth of the beautiful dumb blonde.

Eldridge Cleaver

Going blonde is like buying yourself a light bulb!

Heidi Klum

You know, just because you’re a blonde type doesn’t mean you can’t suddenly do serious parts.

Cleo Moore

It is possible that blondes also prefer gentleman.     

Mamie Van Doren

I'm not the stereotypical blonde vixen girl but rather the blonde freckled girl from Kentucky.

Maggie Lawson

I really enjoyed being a blonde. Men were more friendly and flirtatious. My face looked more worldly. It took the innocence away. It could be the new me.     

Stephanie Zimbalist

They're always such alive females. And also, all those love stories - no man in Austen has ever fallen in love with a female heroine because she's pretty or beautiful or has long, blonde hair. They fall in love with them because of who they are, because of their vibrancy and their intelligence and if only we were teaching that a bit more in schools.

Anna Maxwell Martin

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window.     

Raymond Chandler

Being a Southern person and a blonde, it's not a good combination. Immediately, when people meet you, they think of you as not being smart.     

Reese Witherspoon

People keep asking me if I am having more fun, being blonde, but I always have fun! Whether I'm blonde, redhead, or brunette! I always have fun.     

Kelly Clarkson

For so long I hid behind the blonde hair and the blue eyes. Now I feel like I've done it, I've done what I set out to achieve, now I can just go back to being me.     

Jodie Marsh