Bowling Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old bowling quotes, bowling sayings, and bowling proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Some people have their own bowling ball and their own bowling shoes... and no friends.

Jim Gaffigan

I’m a bowling pin, even when I fall I’ll always stand back up.     

Jay Park

If you could see the insides of bowling ball holes, nobody would ever bowl again.

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Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.

George Carlin

It's not how you bowl. it's how you roll.     

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Part of the art of bowling spin is to make the batsman think something special is happening when it isn’t.

Shane Warne

Bowling is like dating...A smooth approach and a great follow through produce great rewards.

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Bowling is a sport for people who have talent to spare.

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Every bowling center should have a house pro.

Don Johnson

We're goin bowling. If we don't come back, avenge our deaths.

Homer

In bowling and in life, if a person made the spares, the strikes would take care of themselves.     

Stephen King

Even if you don't knock down a lot of pins, be sure to strike a pretty pose.

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We are all bowlers trying to reach our goals, but once we've hit the correct pin the rest will come tumbling down.

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All bowling balls look like they've just received shocking news.

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The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train.

David Lee Roth

The bowling alley is the poor man's country club.     

Sanford Hansell

One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.     

Don Carter

You want perfection, go to a bowling alley!     

John Calipari

Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill.

Demetri Martin

There aren't many millionaires who bowl over 100. Why not? Because they left the bowling league behind to build their fortunes.

Jeff Olson