Bus Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old bus quotes, bus sayings, and bus proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


We are all riding on the same bus.     

Mark Sheppard

Finding a good bus driver can be as important as finding a good musician.     

Reba McEntire

People will often give you a detailed tour of the underside of the bus that they will throw you under later.     

Steffan Piper

If you want reality take the bus.     

David LaChapelle

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.     

Oprah Winfrey

It's a good day when a goddess gets on the school-bus with you.     

Barry Lyga

Sometimes it’s good to miss a bus. It might be the wrong bus.     

Steve Guttenberg

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.     

Anonymous

Children must always wear a seat belt, except if you put 50 of them in one vehicle.     

Anonymous

Never run after a bus or a man. There will always be another one.     

Anonymous

Bus stops are far more interesting and useful places to have art than in museums.     

Banksy

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.     

Ozzy Osbourne

A bus ride is like being in another world.     

JA Redmerski

Keys show up when you reconcile yourself to the bus.     

John Green