Candy Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old candy quotes, candy sayings, and candy proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.

Ogden Nash

All I really need is love, but a little candy now and then doesn't hurt!

Charles Schulz

I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert.

Jason Love

Once in a young lifetime one should be allowed to have as much sweetness as one can possibly want and hold.

Judith Olney

A dessert without cheese is like a beautiful woman with only one eye.     

Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Candy is childhood, the best and bright moments you wish could have lasted forever.

Dylan Lauren

Cotton candy is the most amazing form of caramelization ever invented by man.     

Jose Andres Puerta

Candy is my fuel. Ice cream, too.

Jane Smiley

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.     

Ronald Reagan

There's nothing as cozy as a piece of candy and a book.

Betty MacDonald

The library is like a candy store where everything is free.     

Jamie Ford

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt.     

Judith Olney

After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers.

Emily Luchetti

Fruit only angers my need for chocolate.     

Jason Love

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

Lewis Black

Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby.

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A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.

Demetri Martin

Cottage cheese solves nothing. Chocolate can do it all.     

Rhoda

Life is short. Eat dessert first.     

Jacques Torres

It's a floor cleaner and a dessert topping.

Jane Curtin

Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table.

William Powell

I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice cream.     

Heywood Broun

Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate.     

Sandra Boynton

Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos.

Don Kardong

If the only way we judged hunger was how full the stomach is, no one would ever have dessert.

Mark Friedman

Thus the public use of reason and freedom is nothing but a dessert, a sumptuous dessert.

Johann G. Hamann

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!     

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One of the secrets of a happy life is continuous small treats.

Iris Murdoch

Seize the moment . Remember all those women who waved off the dessert cart on the Titanic.

Erma Bombeck

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands and then eat just one of the pieces.

Judith Viorst