Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old cereal quotes, cereal sayings, and cereal proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
The oat is the Horatio Alger of cereals, which progressed, if not from rags to riches, at least from weed to health food. Waverley Root
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The Breakfast of Champions isn't cereal, it's the competition!David Lee Roth
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Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box. Jerry Seinfeld
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Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial. Erma Bombeck
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In life, as in breakfast cereal, it is always best to read the instructions on the box.Terry Pratchett
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Why, if there is alphabet soup, do we not have punctuation cereal? Mary Norris
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Sometimes you actually get caught in the web of things where people are talking about what kind of breakfast cereal you like.Josh Homme
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Cereal eating is almost a marker for a healthy lifestyle. It sets you up for the day, so you don't overeat.Bruce Barton
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There's a little bit of magic in every box!Adam Rex
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You don`t get mood swings from eating cornflakes.O.J. Simpson
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Cereal production in the rain-fed areas still remains relatively unaffected by the impact of the green revolution, but significant change and progress are now becoming evident in several countriesNorman Borlaug
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Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.Robert Orben
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Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!Roald Dahl
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You know you've made it to the big time when you're on a cereal box.Mike Schultz
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I pore over every word on the cereal box at breakfast, often more than once. You can ask me anything about shredded wheat. Chris Van Allsburg
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Don't eat breakfast cereals that change the color of your milk.Michael Pollan