Coffee Sayings and Quotes
Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old coffee quotes, coffee sayings, and coffee proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.
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Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.
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I never laugh until I've had my coffee
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It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who genuinely have a medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.
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Coffee: the favorite drink of the civilized world.
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The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.
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Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?
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The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.
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No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness.
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A morning without coffee is like sleep.
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I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee.
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Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it's hard to go back to sleep.
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Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.
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Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.
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There's nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.
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As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?
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I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now.
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Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.
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Come on, don't you ever stop and smell the coffee?
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Coffee first. Schemes later.
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We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sleep. We're a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.
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Coffee, according to the women of Denmark, is to the body what the Word of the Lord is to the soul.
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I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
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To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.
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A cup of coffee - real coffee - home-browned, home ground, home made, that comes to you dark as a hazel-eye, but changes to a golden bronze as you temper it with cream that never cheated, but was real cream from its birth, thick, tenderly yellow, perfectly sweet, neither lumpy nor frothing on the Java: such a cup of coffee is a match for twenty blue devils and will exorcise them all.
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As soon as coffee is in your stomach, there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move...similes arise, the paper is covered. Coffee is your ally and writing ceases to be a struggle.
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After all, coffee is bitter, a flavor from the forbidden and dangerous realm.
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Among the numerous luxuries of the table...coffee may be considered as one of the most valuable. It excites cheerfulness without intoxication; and the pleasing flow of spirits which it occasions...is never followed by sadness, languor or debility.
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Coffee and love are best when they are hot.
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A cup of gourmet coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.
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Coffee was only a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your slightly older self.
