Dodgeball Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old dodgeball quotes, dodgeball sayings, and dodgeball proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Take care of your balls and they'll take care of you.     

Patches O'Houlihan

I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya it feels phenomenal.     

Vince Vaughn

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.     

Patches O'Houlihan

our True Nature Is Love. There's Nothing You Can Do About It.     

Byron Katie

Forget about where you want to be and go out and build stuff. Dodgeball came from being bored at work... things happen because you make them happen. Stop sketching, and start building.     

Dennis Crowley

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody!     

Ben Stiller

Well I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough they wouldn't have anything to regret for the rest of their life.     

Lance Armstrong

Remember the 5 D's of dodgeball: Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge.     

Patches O'Houlihan

If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball.     

Patches O'Houlihan

I'm not sure who invented dodgeball, but I can almost guarantee you that it wasn't the shortest kid in the class.     

John Bingham