Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old donkey quotes, donkey sayings, and donkey proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
Thus, by every device from the stick to the carrot, the emaciated Austrian donkey is made to pull the Nazi barrow up an ever-steepening hill.Winston Churchill
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The carrot and the stick are pervasive and persuasive motivators. But if you treat people like donkeys, they will perform like donkeys.John Whitmore
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Neither an ox nor a donkey is able to stop the progress of socialism.Erich Honecker
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A man who believes the word of a donkey in preference to my word does not deserve to be lent anything.Idries Shah
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It is now your duty to hone that talent, because a person who wastes his God-given talents is a donkey.Khaled Hosseini
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And just because a talking donkey tells you something doesn't mean it's true.Matt Mikalatos
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A donkey eats a melon, it remains a donkeyIdries Shah
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When it comes to pinning blame, pin the tail on the donkeys.Mitt Romney
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If a donkey bray at you, don't bray at him.George Herbert
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Until the Donkey tried to clear The Fence, he thought himself a Deer.Arthur Guiterman
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Rationality went down the drain donkey's years ago and hasn't been seen since.Harold Pinter
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It's hard for the donkeys to win the race if they're going to carry the elephants on their backs.Jim Hightower
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A donkey appears to me like a horse translated into Dutch.Georg C. Lichtenberg
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Donkeys live a long time. None of you has ever seen a dead donkey.George Orwell
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The strength of the donkey mind lies in adopting a course inversely as the arguments urged, which, well considered, requires as great a mental force as the direct sequence.George Eliot
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There is no glory in outstripping donkeys.Martial
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Donkeys are the most misunderstood and abused animals around the world.Bonnie Jo Campbell
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Heaven is the place where the donkey finally catches up with his carrot: hell is the eternity while he waits for it.Russell Green
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Have you ever seen a donkey smelling a beautiful rose? Donkeys aren't interested in roses, they like thorn bushes or watermelon rinds!Mehmet Murat ildan