Drunk Driving Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old drunk driving quotes, drunk driving sayings, and drunk driving proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Drunk driving is a killer disease.     

Anonymous

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.     

Dean Martin

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.     

Demetri Martin

Better To Arrive Sober And Late Than Never.     

Anonymous

It's as if people used the invention of seat belts as an opportunity to take up drunk driving.     

John Lanchester

Their alcohol consumption levels haven't dropped much, but their drunk driving has.     

James Lange

Drunk driving contains a far greater risk of violent death than the use or sale of illegal drugs, the societal response to drunk drivers has generally emphasized keeping the person functional and in society, while attempting to respond to the dangerous behavior through treatment and counseling.     

Michelle Alexander

When people are really drunk they have a propensity to harm themselves and others they fall off buildings, they drive into other cars.     

Emily Yoffe

Drinking and driving: there are stupider things, but it's a very short list.     

Anonymous

People that insist upon drinking and driving, are putting the quart before the hearse.     

Gilbert K. Chesterton

If you're going to drive a Hummer and buy carbon offsets, that's like getting drunk every night and getting into an AA meeting, throwing money in the basket, and leaving.     

Ed Begley, Jr.

This is interesting. Researchers have found that people who drive drunk are more dangerous on the road than drivers who are high on marijuana. Don't get too excited. It's mostly because the drivers using marijuana are just sitting in the Taco Bell drive-through.     

Jimmy Fallon

More people die on a per mile basis from drunk walking than from drunk driving.     

A. J. Jacobs

The problem with drinking and driving is the mourning after.     

Anonymous

Sober Driving Today. Alive Tomorrow.     

Anonymous