Electrician Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old electrician quotes, electrician sayings, and electrician proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?     

Steven Wright

There are things done today in electrical science which would have been deemed unholy by the very man who discovered electricity, who would themselves not so long before been burned as wizards.     

Bram Stoker

Electricity is really just organized lightning.     

George Carlin

Electricity for example was considered a very Satanic thing when it was first discovered and utilized.     

Zeena Schreck

We are more casual about qualifying the people we allow to act as advocates in the courtroom than we are about licensing electricians.     

Warren E. Burger

But it is not given to every electrician to die in so glorious a manner as the justly envied Richmann.     

Joseph Priestley

Electricians that like good health avoid the known biologically toxic very high powered electrical utility jobs.     

Steven Magee