Fries Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old fries quotes, fries sayings, and fries proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Show me a person who doesn't like french fries and we'll swap lies.     

Joan Lunden

Your french fries are just my french fries on the wrong plate.     

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French fries kill more people than guns and sharks, yet nobody's afraid of French fries.      

Robert Kiyosaki

Keep your friends close and your fries closer.      

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The French: a people who have used their sophisticated culture and beautiful language to bequeath to the world the sliced potato.     

Bauvard

Even if I'm eating healthy, I let myself indulge with french fries. That's my favorite thing. You only live once!      

Kate Marra

The French fried potato has become an inescapable horror in almost every public eating place in the country. 'French fries,' say the menus, but they are not French fries any longer. They are a furry-textured substance with the taste of plastic wood.     

Russell Baker

It occurs to us that so-called 'freedom fries' kill many more Americans than terrorists ever do.      

Terry Mosher

I may look like a potato now, but one day I'll turn into fries and you'll want me then.     

unknown

Their secret weapon has always been their french fries. I would say that if they do change the oils, I'll bet they did a million taste tests to make sure nothing has changed. But there's always that risk when you're tampering with a product.     

Britt Beemer

When a couch potato is sliced up and then deep fried that is couch French fries.     

Demetri Martin

The problem is that we let special-occasion food become everyday food. That goes for soda and french fries.     

Michael Pollan

Gossips are like french fries, crispy when hot but uninteresting once stale.     

Spiritaja

French fries are french fries on the menu. But when the order comes, they're not french fries anymore...they're my fries.     

Umar

Once someone told a potato 'you are fat!'Then it became a french fries and said 'now I am slim... but full of fat.'     

Nisha

I am not telling people to stop eating potato chips and french fries, ... But I and all consumers should have the information we need to make informed decisions about the food we eat.     

Bill Lockyer

This is a good step toward reducing artery-clogging fat in french fries, but it doesn't make french fries a health food.     

Margo Wootan