Funny Anniversary Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny anniversary quotes, funny anniversary sayings, and funny anniversary proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Behind every successful man is a surprised woman     

Anonymous

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.     

Socrates

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.     

Helen Rowland

Marriage is the perfection of what love aimed at, ignorant of what it sought.     

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Congratulations! Cheer's to another year of suffering and misery.     

Anonymous

Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park.     

Anonymous

Looking back through the years, I must have been so in love with you, Imagine, I stick with you for years. Congratulation to me.     

Anonymous

I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late.     

Anonymous