Funny Best Friend Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny best friend quotes, funny best friend sayings, and funny best friend proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


The road to a friend's house is never long.     

Danish Proverb

It is the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.     

Charles Lamb

Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.

Edwin Arlington Robinson

The holy passion of Friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.

Mark Twain

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad.     

Arnold H. Glasgow

Friends are like melons. Shall I tell you why? To find one good, you must a hundred try.

Claude Mermet

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

Groucho Marx

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.     

Linda Grayson

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.     

C.S. Lewis

You can't make a circle of friends with a compass.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.     

Laurence J. Peter

I have lost friends, some by death…others by sheer inability to cross the street.     

Virginia Woolf

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

Bernard Meltzer

A true friend never gets in your way, unless you happen to be going down

Arnold H. Glasow

The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.

Aaron Machado

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

Wilson Mizner