Funny Good Morning Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny good morning quotes, funny good morning sayings, and funny good morning proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.

Ursula Le Guin

Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.

Tony Smite

Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield.

Catherynne Valente

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Robert Orben

Every morning brings new potential, but if you dwell on the misfortunes of the day before, you tend to overlook tremendous opportunities.     

Harvey Mackay

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Winston Churchill

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.     

Jim Davis

I was gonna take over the world this moring but I overslept. Postponed. Again.

Suburban Men

It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.

Konrad Lorenz

My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.     


Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says “Good joke”. Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed.

Gehenna Toss

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.

Punit Ghadge