Funny Hair Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny hair quotes, funny hair sayings, and funny hair proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Naturally curly hair is a curse, and don't ever let anyone tell you different.     

Mary Ann Shaffer

Her hair was a glory of tendrils for the snaring of husbands.     

Michael Chabon

If my hair gets any frizzier, I'll shave it to the scalp. Or light it on fire. Whichever is easier.     

Victoria Scott

My toes are a total wreck, my fingernails worse, and god knows my hair could use a registered nurse.     

Jack Bunbury