Funny Happy Birthday Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny happy birthday quotes, funny happy birthday sayings, and funny happy birthday proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


I promise I won’t reveal your age to anyone at the party, but we should probably light your cake outdoors in case the candles catch fire.     

Anonymous

You should be proud of your age. This year you are wiser, smarter and very close to reaping the benefits of senior discounts at restaurants.     

Anonymous

Happy Birthday to my wild and crazy friend. Thanks for keeping all of the adults busy with your antics when we were kids so that I never was punished!     

Anonymous

Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know.     

Andy Borowitz

Happy Birthday, Sister! You are my only sister and my favorite sister! But if you weren’t my only sister, I’d surely have more options!     

Anonymous

Hey, can you blow out all these candles by yourself or should I call our local fire department to help you in this regard.     

Anonymous