Funny Kitchen Sayings and Quotes
Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny kitchen quotes, funny kitchen sayings, and funny kitchen proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.
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It does not matter how expensive your kitchen is if you are a bad cook.
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The only real stumbling block is fear of failure. In cooking you've got to have a what-the-hell attitude.
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My next house will have not kitchen… just vending machines.
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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Thousands of people have eaten in my kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
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Always start out with a larger pot than what you think you need.
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What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you.
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I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking.
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A kitchen knife cannot carve its own handle.
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Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
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I hate when I go to the kitchen for food and all I find are ingredients.
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Why yes, I’ve discovered the joy of cooking. It’s when my husband does it.
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Cooking is about passion, so it may look slightly temperamental in a way that it's too assertive to the naked eye.
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The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.
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If you want breakfast in bed….sleep in the kitchen!
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I wish my stove came with a Save As button like Word has. That way I could experiment with my cooking and not fear ruining my dinner.
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The worst mistake of a woman is to go to the kitchen, because then she never gets out of there.
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I only have a kitchen because it came with the house.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Their kitchen is their shrine, the cook their priest, the table their altar, and their belly their god.
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One day..I’m gonna make the onions cry
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The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
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Cooking requires confident guesswork and improvisation experimentation and substitution, dealing with failure and uncertainty in a creative way
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God blesses this kitchen but He doesn’t clean it….!!
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I cook to inspire my husband to pay attention to me.
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Before Julia Child there was only onion dip.
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When compelled to cook, I produce a meal that would make a sword swallower gag.
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A clean kitchen is the sign of a wasted life.
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Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.
