Funny Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny quotes, funny sayings, and funny proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Albert Einstein

Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.     


The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Steven Wright