Funny Real Estate Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny real estate quotes, funny real estate sayings, and funny real estate proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Real estate cannot be lost or stolen, nor can it be carried away. Purchased with common sense, paid for in full, and managed with reasonable care, it is about the safest investment in the world.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters.     

Barbara Corcoran

Land monopoly is not only monopoly, but it is by far the greatest of monopolies; it is a perpetual monopoly, and it is the mother of all other forms of monopoly.

Winston Churchill

Buying real estate is not only the best way, the quickest way, the safest way, but the only way to become wealthy.

Marshall Field

If you do not like real estate, all you have to do is make hamburgers, build a business around that hamburger, and franchise it.     

Robert Kiyosaki

If you don’t own a home, buy one. If you own a home, buy another one. If you own two homes, buy a third. And, lend your relatives the money to buy a home.

John Paulson