Funny Romantic Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny romantic quotes, funny romantic sayings, and funny romantic proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.

Will Ferrell

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

David Bissonette

You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.     

Melanie Clark

My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine's Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside â€" Made in Taiwan!     

Leopold Fetchner

I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.     

Anonymous

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Rita Rudner

Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.     

Sarah Bernhardt

If you text 'I love you' to a person and the person writes back an emoji â€" no matter what that emoji is, they don't love you back.

Chelsea Peretti

Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there.

George Burns

Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings.

David Sedaris