Funny Saturday Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny saturday quotes, funny saturday sayings, and funny saturday proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday!     

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On this Saturday, remember that you are the master of your fate and the captain of your soul.     

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Its Saturday I plan on doing nothing and plenty of it.     

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Today is Saturday, which means that the only decision that you should be making is whether to have a bottle or a glass of wine.     

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