Funny Science Sayings and Quotes
Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny science quotes, funny science sayings, and funny science proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.
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Scientists are peeping toms at the keyhole of eternity.
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Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
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When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.
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Science has now determined there is a direct relationship between the way the ball bounces and the cookie crumbles.
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I see they found out the universe is 80 million years older than we thought. It's also been lying about its weight.
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Being a scientist is like doing a jigsaw puzzle in a snowstorm at night, with some pieces missing, and with no idea what the finished picture looks like.
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
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Electricity is really just organized lightning.
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If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research.
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Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own set of laws.
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What is a scientist after all? It is a curious man looking through a keyhole, the keyhole of nature, trying to know what's going on.
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Science, never solves a problem without creating ten more.
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That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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If your result needs a statistician then you should design a better experiment.
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An important scientific innovation rarely makes its way by gradually winning over and converting its opponents: What does happen is that the opponents gradually die out.
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe.
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Every science begins as philosophy and ends as art.
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The goal of science and engineering is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice.
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Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it.
