Funny Soccer Sayings and Quotes
Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old funny soccer quotes, funny soccer sayings, and funny soccer proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
Soccer players pretend they're hurt. Hockey players pretend they're not.
The rules of soccer are very simple: if it moves, kick it. If it doesn't move, kick it until it does.
Football is a game in which a handful of fit men run around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.