Funny Summer Sayings and Quotes
Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old funny summer quotes, funny summer sayings, and funny summer proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.
Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.
Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double and act single.
Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better