Funny Weekend Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny weekend quotes, funny weekend sayings, and funny weekend proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


It's Saturday. The toughest decision you need to make is bottle or draft.

Anonymous

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.

Chuck Palahniuk

The best way to spend your weekend is by watching a horror movie and screaming louder than the characters in it.     

Anonymous