Funny Wine Sayings and Quotes
Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny wine quotes, funny wine sayings, and funny wine proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.
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Champagne is appropriate for breakfast, lunch or dinner.
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Nothing represents the idea of convivial sharing so clearly as wine.
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It takes a lot of good beer to make great wine
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I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
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Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
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A bottle of good wine, like a good act, shines ever in the retrospect.
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I like on the table, when we’re speaking, the light of a bottle of intelligent wine.
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Better is old wine than new, and old friends like-wise.
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The wine in the bottle does not quench thirst.
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One not only drinks wine, one smells it, observes it, tastes it, sips it and – one talks about it.
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Wine makes every meal an occasion, every table more elegant, every day more civilized.
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Give me wine to wash me clean of the weather-stains of cares
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Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle.
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Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy.
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Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.
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Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.
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Being a wine enthusiast means you care more about quality than quantity.
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Either give me more wine or leave me alone.
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A gourmet meal without a glass of wine just seems tragic to me somehow.
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I don’t go by the ratings. I buy wine that tastes good. Statistically, anybody’s ability to predict what will be a good wine a decade from now is limited.
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A man will be eloquent if you give him good wine.
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In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.
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The Americans have no liking for wine unless it is sweet.
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I’ll have a glass of your most expensive red wine mixed with a glass of your cheapest white wine served in a dog bowl. Silly straws all around, please.
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A meal without wine is like a day without sun
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Anyone who tries to make you believe that he knows all about wines is obviously a fake.
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Wine to me is passion. It’s family and friends. It’s warmth of heart and generosity of spirit. Wine is art. It’s culture. It’s the essence of civilization and the art of living.
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If I did one of those wine and paint nights the instructor would be like wow look at you, you are really good at wine.
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I rather like bad wine; one gets so bored with good wine.
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One of the disadvanages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.
