Funny Yoga Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny yoga quotes, funny yoga sayings, and funny yoga proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time. Sadhguru
Yoga is a way of getting totally drunk – not on alcohol but on life. You know, they call it divine. Sadhguru
I tried yoga once but took off for the mall halfway through class, as I had a sudden craving for a soft pretzel and world peace. Terri Guillemets
Calming the mind is yoga. Not just standing on the head. Swami Satchidananda
Yoga is the fountain of youth. You’re only as young as your spine is flexible. Bob Harper
Meditation is a duty to the self. In the moment in which you become aware of your own self, you become beautiful. Because, in the moment in which you concentrate on the self, your frequency changes and the universe around you changes in the exact same way. That is a funny law. Yogi Bhajan
Yoga is about revealing happiness. Yoga means "union," union with your own inherent radiant happiness. You can only BE that happiness. So be it! Steve Ross
I love yoga. I love Eastern philosophy. It's metaphysical and redundant and absolutely pedantic. Fielding Mellish (Woody Allen)
There doesn't seem to be a recognized yoga of art, not that it matters, for there is one anyway, and I don't have to pretend to myself, as I should to students, that I know what it means. Suppose I call it Sutra-Yoga. Sutra, like strophe & verse, means the turn, the vortical twist of the mind in the imagined form. Northrop Frye
I talked to a wild group last night. I knew it the minute someone yelled "Louder!" during the silent meditation. Robert Orben
Yoga class is great. You can close your eyes and imagine yourself in a relaxing place. Like on your sofa, not doing yoga. Grant Tucker
The only yoga stretch I've perfected is the yawn. Grant Tucker
Reaching under the couch for something is the closest I'll ever get to yoga. Grant Tucker
My favourite yoga position is the downward-facing nap. Grant Tucker
What was the woman angry after her yoga class? She was bent out of shape. Peter Crumpton
My wife claims to be good at yoga, but I think she's a poser. Peter Crumpton
Yoga is not about tightening your ass. It's about getting your head out of it. Eric Paskel
Well people are doing it all over Europe. I mean, standing up, doing yoga day and night. They hardly ever stop. I mean, some countries have given up chairs completely. Melody Hanson
Some days you eat salads and go do yoga, some days you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. It's called balance Anonymous
If you fall, I'll be there. - mat Anonymous
I do Yoga to relieve stress... Just kidding I drink wine in yoga pants Anonymous
Yoga believes in transforming the individual before transforming the world. Swami Satchidananda
Yoga. Because punching people is frowned upon. Anonymous