Funny Yoga Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny yoga quotes, funny yoga sayings, and funny yoga proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Some days you eat salads and go do yoga, some days you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. It's called balance

Anonymous

If you fall, I'll be there. - mat

Anonymous

I do Yoga to relieve stress... Just kidding I drink wine in yoga pants

Anonymous

Yoga believes in transforming the individual before transforming the world.     

Swami Satchidananda

Yoga. Because punching people is frowned upon.

Anonymous