Geek Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old geek quotes, geek sayings, and geek proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Being a geek is all about learning the inventories of things.     

Adam Savage

Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.     

John Green

Software testing is a sport like hunting, it's bughunting.     

Amit Kalantri

I still am a geek, I don't think there's anything wrong with it. I see no shame in having an unhealthy obsession with something.     

David Tennant

Beware of geeks bearing formulas.     

Warren Buffett

Being a geek means you never have to play it cool about how much you like something.     

Simon Pegg

I will take a serious approach to a subject usually treated lightly, which is a nerdy thing to do.     

Benjamin Nugent

No one messes around with a nerd's computer and escapes unscathed.     

E.A. Bucchianeri

Geeks are people who love something so much that all the details matter.     

Marissa Mayer

Now there is so much expertise and brainpower it's hard to be at the cutting edge of what's cool and not do something that's totally geeky.     

Darren Aronofsky

I feel like nowadays everybody I know has a smidge of geek in them. In other words, they have some odd niche or some obsessive tendencies.     

Josh Zuckerman

As far as I could tell, the quickest way to a geeky guy's heart usually involved geometric shapes.     

Angela N. Blount