Kansas City Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old kansas city quotes, kansas city sayings, and kansas city proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


Ev'rythin's up to date in Kansas City.     

Oscar Hammerstein II

Kansas City is truly an awesome town.     

Gillian Flynn

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.     

Groucho Marx