Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old margarita quotes, margarita sayings, and margarita proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
The margaritas always taste better in Mexico.Richard Shepard
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Two pieces shaking, white caps a-breaking / We ain't feeling no pain, it goes like / One margarita, two margarita, three margarita, shot / Don't worry 'bout tomorrowJosh Thompson
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I sat down in the sand / A drink in my hand / And in the glass looking back at me / I got a bug in my margarita / Seems bad luck won't leave me aloneAlan Jackson
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So we put our drinks together / And toasted rainy weather / And the women that had done us wrong / Then we threw back margaritasAlan Jackson
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We can do the bar / Sip margarita's / Stay on the floor / Go with me for a ride / Aren't you feeling nice? / Doesn't It feel nice? / Is everybody highPat Brown
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I'll trade you 20 Margaritas for your moonshine / 'Cause I like to have a party all the time / I'll trade you 20 Margaritas for your moonshine / 'Cause I hear that stuff can really blow your mindKenny Alphin
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Oh tonight I need a Margarita and I need it bad / I'm hoping that the tequila is gonna take me back / Give me the salt and the lime Dana Hunt
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We're just drinking margaritas at the mall / That's what this stuff adds up to after all / Magenta, orange, acid green / Peacock blue and mercury / Drinking margaritas at the mallDavid Berman
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Farther south, where the sweet tequila flows / Tiny clothes, Yo te amo, México / Señoritas, we are sipping margaritas on the beach / They got something you can't teachSante Pucello
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I'm on Patron / Tequila / I'm drunk on margarita / That Patron / Tequila / Me and my mamacita (yeah)Esther Dean
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They are all wondering what I'm gonna do / Oh my hand's on the glass / It's my last margarita / And my mind is on youDavid Loggins
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Today the tequila-laced margarita is the most popular mixed drink in America.Anthony Dias Blue
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There are many people who claim to have invented the Margarita, which, as Spanish for 'daisy' and a popular woman's name, would have been a very common name for a drink.Simon Difford
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The margarita--the drink that's a lifestyle!W. Park Kerr
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The margarita's beauty and allure is steeped in mystery.W. Park Kerr
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The margarita is always beckoning us to celebrate the lush heat of tequila and the citrusy zest of orange and lime.W. Park Kerr
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When it comes to making the ultimate margarita, the key is in the balance between the sweet, the tart, and the feisty.W. Park Kerr
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Frozen margarita mixes are usually made with crazy amounts of sugar.Bethenny Frankel
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The story goes that the Margarita was created by a woman named Margarita Sames.Kim Haasarud
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A great Margarita enhances--and does not mask--the essence of these tequilas.Kim Haasarud
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A balance of sweet and sour notes with the right amount of tequila is what makes a good Margarita great.Kim Haasarud
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Fire and water, sweet and sour---this is the balancing act that goes into the perfect Margarita.Kim Haasarud
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What constitutes a truly great margarita is not that easy to define. It is at once elusive and unforgiving.Al Lucero
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A great margarita--a real margarita--must contain three primary ingredients: real tequila, real orange liqueur, and real freshly squeezed or lime juice.Al Lucero
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If life gives you limes, make margaritas.Jimmy Buffett
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Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita.Maxine
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To remove blood stains from your conscience try frozen margaritas.Demetri Martin
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If liking Katy Perry and drinking margaritas is gay, then who wants to be straight?!James Franco
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It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?Amy Neftzger
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We usually have margaritas on Thursdays, but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception.Chelsea Handler