Massage Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old massage quotes, massage sayings, and massage proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

I'd rather get a massage and get the problem rubbed out than taking a pill and just feel drugged out.     


Massage has had a possitive effect on every medical condition we've looked at.     

Tiffany Field, Ph. D.

The way to health is to have an aromatic bath and a scented massage every day.     


Anyone wishing to study medicine must master the art of massage.     


Massage is the only form of physical pleasure to which nature forgot to attach consequences.     

Robert Breault

Sometimes massage is the only thing that makes sense.     


A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star. And you don't miss anything by falling asleep!     

Elizabeth Jane Howard

There are some things in life where it's better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them.     

Al Michaels

Aromatherapy without massage is like an orchestra without a conductor.     

Robert Tisserand

Massage is not just a luxury. It's a way of a heathier, happier life.     


Massage is the answer...Who cares what the question is!     


Time spent getting a massage is never wasted.     


My massage therapy is not a luxury, it's a necessity.     


We have nothing to fear but missing our massage appointment time.     

Franklin D. Roosevelt

Massage is a luxury you can't afford to miss!     


Never put off your massage until tomorrow if you can get it today.     

Thomas Jefferson

When all else fails, get a massage.     


Massage is the study of anatomy in braille.     

Jack Meagher