Milkshake Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old milkshake quotes, milkshake sayings, and milkshake proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


You don't need to go to heaven to find out what a milkshake is like, because we bring heaven to you in our milkshakes.     

Anthony T. Hincks

Milkshakes are the gift from heaven that come in different flavors.     

Anthony T.Hincks

Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love.     

Wally Lamb

If a man ordered a beer milk shake, he thought, he'd better do it in a town where he wasn't known.     

John Steinbeck