Minnesota Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old minnesota quotes, minnesota sayings, and minnesota proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.


When it comes to finding available men in Minnesota, the odds are good, but the goods are odd.     

Garrison Keillor

There must be something in the water in Minnesota because historically, despite its seemingly homogeneous population, the state has produced some of our more radical political thinkers, and its people have put their prejudices aside to vote for them.     

Keith Ellison